Have you Heard – Nov 2016

A quote provided to me this week with the threat that I wouldn’t dare include it.  Still, I do like to attribute ownership for comments to the appropriate source Anne.

“ the opening of a champagne bottle should sound like the sigh of a satisfied woman.”

And a few more quotes for good measure;

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”  ~ Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”  – Henry Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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