Have you heard – Oct 21
Party humour
My wife hosted a party for many of our old friends, some of whom we hadn’t seen for years.
Everyone was encouraged to bring their children and grandchildren along as well.
All throughout dinner, Emma, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old granddaughter kept staring at me. This beautiful little girl could hardly eat her food for staring at me.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally, I asked her, “Emma, why are you staring at me so?”
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour also, and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.
Little Emma said, “I just wanna see how you drink like a fish.”
Our kind of cycling!
Have you heard … what’s on the streets
WOW! Just imagine these on the streets on the way to work, or the way
home
And of course, your Cellar Club Committee members have to go to some
lengths at times in respect of deep research for you
Have you heard … Father Abbot
Have you heard
The effect of Lockdown and our alternative for the Wine Tour
Have you heard – The dangers of blind tastings
Have you Heard – It’s all a question of fact
It’s all a question of perspective
Things people suggest
The things people suggest I include here. However, could it just be true?
Wine humour
Wine humour
Just for the fun of it.
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx