Have you heard … what’s on the streets
Have you heard … Father Abbot
Have you heard
Have you heard – The dangers of blind tastings
Have you Heard – It’s all a question of fact
It’s all a question of perspective
Things people suggest
The things people suggest I include here. However, could it just be true?
Wine humour
Wine humour
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
Wine humour
And, just for some variety, the “Dad Joke” hater has provided me with some insults for inclusion:
“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating